Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Idol M@ster Cinderella Girls Mezase! Cinderella No.1! Katagiri Sanae


So, this is the recording studio... It's smaller and darker than I thought... Producer kun and other staffs are watching me through the glass. Which reminds me of an interrogation room... Well, I didn't expect to be in it. ...Ouch, all this tension makes my stomach hurt... Hey, don't you have a heartburn pill? Hangover pills would be fine too...

(Boo Boo-)

Somehow I feel humiliated... Eh!? The recording will start soon!? W, Wait a minute! I'm pretty nervous right now! Just put yourself in my shoes. Making a debut in my age and being a radio host at the same time isn't easy... Hgg... I'm fine, I'm fine. This is neither a jail nor an interrogation room. This is nothing compare to the day I
did an undercover operation in nightspots! Yeah, a drunkard made me drink whisky... Ah, yes! Producer kun, I have a great idea! What? Of course it's an idea to loosen up! I want a barley flavored drink... Beer!

(Boo Boo Boo Boo -)

What!? Stop making that sound. You know what they say, alcohol is lubricant of human. I can relieve my tension, and when my sexy hot body is heated up, it will bring out mature attraction. Killing two birds with one stone~ I saw one in the studio fridge ~ Please~ Please~? Just one glass~

(Boo Boo Boo Boo -)

They won't be able to see me anyway? You're young~ Stimulating imagination is the best way to turn someone on~ Then how about a sip? I beg of you. Please? Can I?

(Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo -)

What? You can't allow it because that's for the after party? I see... Drinks after work is special. I'm afraid I can't drink the beer for now. But producer kun, you know quite a lot. I'm impressed. Then, instead of the beer in the fridge... I'll go to a convenient store and buy one...

(Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo -)

I was kidding. Don't be so mad~ Yes? Drinking during a radio show is a source of all accidents? Sure... Accidents aren't good. Well said, producer kun! As a former police officer, I shouldn't let that happen. Furthermore, this is my first radio show after my debut.
In other words, I'm at work! I gathered my sense! Alright, let's do this! But, I need more than a glass at the after party.

(Ding... Ding-dong...)

OK! Let's begin! ...But I'm still nervous...

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"S, Special debut project, Mezase! Cinderella No.1! This is a show where new idols work hard to increase their idol power and become tomorrow's top idols!"
 [Mezase! Cinderella No.1!] Fuu... I'd better follow the script for now. And... it's time for an introduction. Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Kata... Ka... Katagiri Sanae.

(Boo...)

It's okay. I think I barely made it! My hobbies are getting a massage and going to a public bath. They are pretty Japanese style, right? Ah, speaking of Japanese style, I do judo too! I have a black belt, so I'm good at tightening. Oh, I almost forgot. I'm a former police officer, which is why I learned several martial arts. Ah... I should have said that first. Well, can you edit what I just said?

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Thank god. And next... next... I'm... eh... well... 8 years old!

(Boo Boo-)

What? You can't make a lady tell her age, that's sexual harassment! Don't make me arrest you!

(Boo Boo-)

Ughh... I realize the preciousness of the state power after losing it... I have no choice. My age is... fresh t...twenty eight~

(Boo... Ding-dong)

Yeah. It is necessary for a mature woman to know how to deceive. And I
'm confident about my body. It's pretty curvy, you know. I take exercise every day, and I'm busty. I'm sure... I can still work as a gravure model!

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Yeah~ You're a good judge of people. I'm a glamorous... Wait, did someone just say I will be 30 soon?

(Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo-!)

Of course. I have good hearing, so don't even dream of deceiving me. Let's start the first corner!

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"Special training! Face yesterday's myself by Memory talk!" It's a corner where I talk about what happened yesterday, look back at myself and rediscover my charm. Hmm... I'm getting relaxed, but still something is missing. Hmm~ A memory... memory... Well~ talking about my previous job isn't a good idea... Ah! I got scouted while questioning my producer. Can I talk about...

(Boo-)

Oh, that's NG? Then... can I talk about a roof tile breaking contest or a drinking contest during a fireworks festival?

(Boo Boo -)

I thought so... Those are not cute stories. Hmm, well... Yeah! Maybe I can tell you a behind story stuff. In TV shows, cops buy suspects katsudon during interrogations, right? ...they don't? Well, those scenes were common back in the days! Wait, not that long ago! Anyway, that's not allowed in the real world. Because it counts as bribing suspects, which makes it illegal.

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

...But since I wasn't a detective, it was nothing to do with me. So listeners, don't commit a crime just because you want to eat katsudon! Promise Sanae Onee-san, okay?

(Diriring~)

Oh yes! I made it! No, wait. Come to think of it, the story was irrelevant to my charm... This isn't good... I, I must do something in the next corner!

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"Lesson! Increase your acting power! Ad-lib situation". In this corner, I challenge to acting which is an essential skill to idols by ad-libbing in a situation according to an assignment!
 Let's see... Today's topic is~ Oh, wait! ...I'm sure this is a siren! Something must have happened! Everyone, move out!

(Sanae rushes out)

15:46, the target is arrested! You, why were you being chased? Speak! ...What? You ate katsudon without paying a bill? If you want katsudon that much, I'll buy you one when I interrogate you. So tell everything to the officers. And don't ever do that again.

(The suspect is picked up by police)

That was a sad case... Ah, producer kun! I'm sorry. I have good hearing. I heard the siren in the studio... Wait! Who's a devil? A, Anyway... as a former police officer, hearing the siren made my blood boil... But it disqualifies me from an idol, doesn't it? And I couldn't even express my charm...

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Eh? It was full of my charm? Really? Waa~ Then my first radio show is a huge success! Oh, right. Why don't we start a cop show right after this show?

(Boo Boo-)

W, Well, I thought so... Now, let's go back to the studio.

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Phew~ I was so worried at the beginning, but it somehow worked out for me. Great. To celebrate my successful debut, let's drink a toast!

(Boo-)

Ah... Okay. There is one last corner... Hmm! Then the last petit corner! "Cast a spell on an ordinary word to make it cute! Cinderella word" and farewell.

(Dararan~)

"Cheers!" Alright, it's over~ Thank you for your supports! Hey, producer kun! Bring some glasses! I bet the beer tastes great today!

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