Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Idol M@ster Cinderella Girls Mezase! Cinderella No.1! Hoshi Shyoko


Mushroom~ Mushroom~ MuMuMushroom~ Mushroom on a radio~ MuMuMushroom~

(rustle rustle)

Fufu... Mushroom radio, Lonely night. Start~ Switch on.

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H, Hey... you listeners, my friends... I'm your host, Hoshi Syoko... Fufee... Today's guest is... Shiitake. 

(Clap Clap Clap)

???: Hello! I'm Shiitake!

Hi, Shiitake... Is, Is the oak tree block comfortable?
???: It's the best! Thank you Syoko!
Fufeefee... That's a relief... I envy you Shiitake... You're many... Your friends are... many...
???: I have so many friends!
And you grow up fast...
???: Grow up fast~
When you're simmered... it's tasty...
???: ...W, What?

(Beep-)

Shiitake season is spring and autumn... And it's spring... Fufee... Fufeefee...
???: Heeek! I, I'm scared, Shyoko! Don't say that even in fun!
Fun? You know, the last guest was... Oyster mushroom...
???: Oyster mushroom? Now that I think of it, I haven't seen him lately... Y, You mean..!?
Oyster mushroom goes well with butter... Fufee... Fufeefee...
???: N, No way!

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Fufu... Fufufu... Hyaha! Hell fire! You want to be fried!?
???: Kyaa! Help me!

(Music stops)

Fuhahaha! No matter how you cry, no one will come! Ahahaha! ...What? Producer..?

(Ding-dong)

H, Hey... What a coincidence to meet you here... Yeah? What am I doing under the desk? Fufee... Of course it's a r, radio practice... D, Does... producer practice... radio...? You're holding a buzzer...

(Ding-dong)

I see... We hit it off well. That's my friend... W, Well... It's not a coincidence that we met, why don't we practice the radio with me, producer? Fufee... Fufeefee...

(Ding-dong)

My friend...! Then a radio for you and me... Start.

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"S, Special debut project, Mezase! Cinderella No.1! I'm Hoshi Shyoko, your host of Mezase! Cinderella No.1 where new idols work hard to increase their idol power and become tomorrow's top idols." P, Producer... W, Was it okay...?

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Fu...Fufeefee... I, I got praised...

(Ding-dong Ding-dong Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Fufee... Fufeefee... S, Stop that... I, I'm embarrassed... M, My best friend is great... It's as much fun as practicing with mushrooms... no, it's much more f, fun... Fufee... Yeah? Since when did I start practicing..? Well... from this noon I guess..? Nobody noticed me but... I was here all along... I, I was really here... like air...

(Ding-dong Ding-dong Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Fufu... That kind buzzer sound steeps my soul, friend... Eh... And now the self introduction... I'm Hoshi Syoko, 15 years old... and... my hobby is mushroom cultivation. The end.

(Boo Boo-)

Eh? No? You want me to talk more? Hmm... Eh... Me and my mushrooms are very close... and always together... The more you grow, the more you have friends... Fufee... And I eat every kind of... mushrooms... Because they are delicious...

(Boo Boo Boo-)

Eh? How could I eat my friends? What're you talking about, producer? Mushrooms are eaten, but they never go away... Fufeefee...

(Boo Boo Boo Boo-)

Yes? You don't get it? It's fine... You'll know it soon... Fufu... Fu..Fufu... Fuhaha! Ah-hahahah! Agaric! Maitake mushrooms!! Paddy straw mushroom!!

(Boo Boo Boo-)

Ah... I guess I talked too long... The balance... it's hard... It's like, beginners have hard time distinguishing between poison mushrooms and edible mushrooms...

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Yes? What I just talked is good? That makes me more confused... But this is for my friend so... I'll do my best in the next corner. Fu..fufu...

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"Special training! Face yesterday's myself by Memory talk!" It's a corner where I talk about my memory and look back at myself... Well, whose story shall I choose? Fufu... Shimeji? Shitake? or... Enokitake? ...Yes? What is it, my friend? You prefer mushrooms? Fufu, you're an international producer...

(Boo Boo Boo Boo-)

No? Y, You mean... Matsutake...!? H, How dare you say that...!

(Boo Boo Boo-)

Eh? You want to hear my story? My story... Fufu... Okay, I'll tell you. With pleasure. Fufufu... Well... Yesterday I came to the office and stayed under the desk as always. I also secretly brought new mushrooms, now 23 kinds of mushrooms are growing in this office. Producer produces idols and I'm growing mushrooms underneath him... Yes, beyond the dazzling light, produce mushrooms... Mezase, top mushroom producer! Fufee... Fufeefeefee!

(Boo Boo Boo-)

Eh? It's wrong? Mushrooms don't do bad things... You want to hear about my life outside of the office...? Hmm~ W, Well... This is what happened last week. Last week, I went outside to find my new friends. Fufufu... One day I went to a park and met an unexpected friend... That cute friend had almost transparent white skin and was wearing red clothes. Fufu... Fufufu... I have a picture of her... Wanna see it?

(Ding-dong)

Fufu... I'm sure producer will want to scout her when he sees her... Wait. But... I kind of hate that... I don't know why. I want to introduce my new friend but... I have complex feelings... Yes? I don't have to worry? ...R, Right? We're b, best friends... Fufu... Fufeefee. Then I'll show you... Here.

(Boo-)

Oh, what!? This isn't your kind of thing? Isn't this mushroom cap sleek and nice?

(Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo-)

Why, Why are you mad? T, There is no way I have a human friend... Ah, maybe that's not true? I have a friend... in front of my eyes. Fufu...

(Ding-dong)

I, I feel shy you just pressed ding-dong button... Producer, please k, keep supporting me in the next corner... Fufufu...

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"L, Lesson! Increase your acting power! Ad-lib situation". A, Acting...? I'm not even good at talking, so I think acting is beyond my power... Producer... What's the assignment?

(Bababam!)

Eh... "Show your boyfriend your Hot Hot Love Love affection." What is this... M, My what!? Nobody wants to listen to t, this... Matome site will be in an uproar too! M, Must I do this...?

(Ding-dong Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Ugg, Uggg... Even though it's my friend's... request... F, First of all... Public display of affection is wrong! It ruins everyone's feeling! I rather be an outsider than do such an embarrassing thing... That's... more economical. Like a m, mushroom, a life that harms nobody and grows up under a shade, a life that considers others... That's a life of an outsider! A, And besides! You know... Those lovers in Christmas and Valentine's Day, they always seek chances to show their happiness to everyone... Did, Did they ever consider an outsider's feeling!? If being warm and hot is your wish, I'm gonna burn you all! Ahahaha! Burning!

(Thud!)

Uggg... My head hurts... I forgot I was under the desk... Ah... It, It's fine... My head isn't broken so it'll be okay... ...Yes? What is it, producer? An ice pack..? Apply an ice pack on my head?

(Ding-dong)

It's cold... T, Thank you... F, Friends are nice... I feel good... Fufee... Ha... Now that I calmed down, why don't we change the assignment? Doing it in front of others is too difficult for an outsider... Then my friend, give me an assignment.

(Bababam!)

"Express your love to your favorite friend." ...L, Love to my f, favorite... Ugg..Hyaha!

(Thud!)

Khhh... I forgot I was under the desk again... Ah... You're giving me the ice pack again? F, Friend...Thank you for always caring me... If, If possible... I want to... be friends with you on and on...

(Diriring~)

Oh... I don't know what just happened, but I made it... Ah, maybe I owe it to producer...? W, Wait. Don't look at me like that... Don't look! Uggg! T, The ending... My friend, thank you for being with me t, till the end... Now it looks like a radio program somehow... Although it took some time... That' why you're a producer...

(Ding-dong)

Fufu... I, I'm happy... Look... If you're okay... c, could you press Ding-dong again...

(Ding-dong Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Fufee... Fufeefee... It's embarrassing but... nice... I'll do my best in the studio. It's for my friend... Fufee... Then the last petit corner. "Cast a spell on an ordinary word to make it cute! Cinderella word" and farewell.

(Bababam)

"Flammulina velutipes"

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I was your host Hoshi Syoko. B, Bye bye... ...Hmm? Flammulina velutipes? Flammulina velutipes... Flammulina velutipes... Yeeyaha! Now I remember, producer! I put my flammulina velutipes in the refrig and it was lessened... Who the heck ate it!? If you like flammulina velutipes that much, I'm gonna lick you! Hya ha!! ("Flammulina velutipes" and "lick" sound similar)

(Boo Boo Boo Boo)

Who the heck was it... Who ate it! That flammulina velutipes... was my friend!!

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Idol M@ster Cinderella Girls Magic Hour special #2


http://www.bilibili.com/video/av2254555/


Mika: Welcome to Magic Hour's tea time! Everyone, hello. I'm glad you're here. Thank you for listening to the midnight tea time! This radio invites new guests from 346 production every week and I have a conversation with them. Tonight's host is me, Jougasaki Mika. Then Magic Hour between today and tomorrow. It's a short time but I hope I can have a good time with you.

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Mika: Then it's Magime corner, short for Magic Hour mail! We've got mails already! Here it goes~ This story is from radio name "passion is the best". Let me see... It says "As a charismatic idol, Mika san participates in gravure photo shoots with Fujimoto Riina san or Otsuki Yui san. Except for those two, who do you want to form a unit with? A unit...? Ah, speaking of unit, NEW GENERATIONS' first appearance was at my stage as backup dancers, but now they all became decent idols... I'd like to have a concert with NEW GENERATIONS in the near future. And... This might sound like siding with my family, it'd be nice to perform with my sister. But focusing on that concert could be hard cause I'll probably be worried about her. What's your suggestion about my unit? This was Magime corner. I wait for your stories!

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Mika: Then let's meet our guests for the tea time! Going with the flow, we have these three. Please come in~!
Uzuki: Magihour. I'm Shimamura Uzuki.
Rin: Magihour, I'm Shibuya Rin.
Mio: And Magihour! I'm the leader, Honda Mio. Today we NEW GENERATIONS are... One, Two,
NG : Glad to meet you!
Mika: So, I'm going to run this radio with the members of NEW GENERATION from Cinderella project that is my junior unit.
Mio: Khh~ I can't believe I'm on a radio with Mika...
Uzuki: I'm really happy!
Mika: Me too. Then this is Beverage corner of the tea time!
Mio: Can I suggest something!?
Rin: Mio, again?
Mio: How about milk tea that Shimamu likes... is what it seems but...
Uzuki: But~?
Mio: It's Shiburin's favorite, Cafe au lait!
Mika: Oh, that's nice. Then let's drink a toast with it.
Mio: Thank you~
Mika: You did great work in the festival. Cheers!
NG: Cheers!
Rin: I didn't see that coming, Mio.
Mio: Hee Hee!
Mika: NG gets along well with each other. Then let's start the next corner!

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Mika: Yes, this is Magic Minute corner. Two guests are going to have a talk for a minute. To cast a magic, you need to talk of a topic within one minute. I guess everyone knows it by now. Here, pick up a topic from this box.
Rin: When Kaede san was the host, Uzuki picked it up and talked so...
Mio: Yes! This time, Shiburin is going to pick it up and talk!
Rin: Eh!? Wait, me?
Uzuki: Rin, fight!
Mika: Alright, let's go! Chakachakachaka... Tada! And the assignment is?
Rin: "The moments I felt happy"
Mika: Okay! Then tell us about the story!
Rin: Hmm... I felt happy to finish the summer festival successfully.
Uzuki: Yeah, I was happy!
Rin: Receiving fan letters from our fans made me happy too.
Mio: Yes, Yes. I almost cried.
Rin: Mio, you actually cried a bit.
Mio: Ehehe~
Rin: And...
Mika: And?
Rin: I'm not so good at doing things like this...
Mio: Shiburin~ Didn't something good happen to you?
Rin: What was it?
Mio: You know, about Shimamu...
Uzuki: M, Me?
Rin: Ah! I came over to Uzuki's house and Uzuki's mother was very kind to me. So I was happy.
Uzuki: Ahaha... My mom loves having a chat...
Rin: And... Well, I guess that's that.
Mio: Wait Shiburin, you have another~
Rin: I can't think of everything so suddenly.
Mio: You have plenty of them! The cookies that Mimuchi gave you were delicious or Anzu's cushion was so soft, it made you feel nice and happy or the ramen you ate on your way home from a lesson was delicious and such!
Rin: Yeah... Why didn't Mio just answer it?
Uzuki: Ah, ahaha...
Mio: That's a different problem~ Radio listeners want to know what makes Shiburin feel happy! That's the point where they know about Shiburin as a girl, not Shiburin as an idol!
Rin: I, I'm not sure but, okay.
Mio: Then Shiburin, things that made you happy, 3, 2, 1, Cue!
Rin: Hmm... How about, appearing on a radio with Uzuki and Mio... like today?
Uzuki: Ah... Rin~
Mio: Want to be look pure?
Mika: Ahaha. That was a nice tackle. Does that count as teamwork? That was NG's happy stories. Now, the judgement is?

(Boo-Boo-)

Uzuki: What~!? It`s been a while that Rin told a good story...
Mika: Hmm? Well... You have overrun your time.
Mio: Eh? Last time it was 3 minutes~
Rin: Maybe I should have told a three times better story...?
Mika: I see... I'm sorry to say this but, Rin did her best and failed. This was Magic Minute corner.

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Mika: Now, If you had succeeded Magic Minute, you would have had a guest talk time but...
Uzuki: We're finally on a radio with Mika and we can't have a talk corner?
Mio: No way~ Please have a heart~
Mika: No~ Rules are rules, I can't help it.
Mio: Don't be a square, please! Give me a second chance of tear! Mika sama, staffs sama, charismatic JK sama!
Mika: Even if you say so... Ah! you see, I'll think about it if Rin says something that casts a spell on the listeners.
Rin: Eh, me?
Mika: Shouldn't you take responsibility for Magic Minute?
Rin: Ugg... O, Okay. I'll do it.
Mio: Shiburin, fight!
Uzuki: Rin, do your best till the end!
Mika: Then, Please tell us a word that is the most special, so sweet and good enough to cast a spell on everyone. Ready... Cue!
Rin: "G, Good kids who're listening to this radio, this is Rin Rin Shiburin's lovely heart theater for you. I'll cast the cutest and the sweetest magic to everyone." Eh, and...
Mio: Fufh... Ahahaha! Shiburin, you're the best! And that wasn't just one word! Ahahaha!
Uzuki: Rin, that was great!
Mika: Fufu, that was pretty fun. Now, I wonder what the judgement is?

(Ding..Boo-Boo)

Mika: Ah~ You failed again... You should have kept going even if she laughed. Rin's challenge ends here!
Rin: What...? It only made me a laughing stock...! Uggg...

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Mika: Alright! I don't want to spoil the fun, but the magical hour passed in the blink of an eye, it's time to say goodbye.
Uzuki: It felt really short. We also ran Magic Hour special the other day, but it's more fun to have a host.
Mio: Khh! If only we had succeeded the guest talk...
Rin: I said I was sorry...
Mio: But Shiburin was fun, so there we are.
Rin: Uh... How did I come to this...
Mika: Cut her some slack. I was glad to talk with you too. Then that'll be all for today. The midnight tea time, Magic Hour. Tonight's tea time was delightful thanks to...
Uzuki: This was Magihour. I'm Shimamura Uzuki from NEW GENERATIONS and...
Rin: Magihour. I'll practice talk shows more. I'm Shibuya Rin and...
Mio: Magihour! I enjoyed it. I'm Honda Mio and...
Mika: And your host, Jouhasaki Mika. Then, I hope you've fallen under our spell...
All: Bye bye~

Idol M@ster Cinderella Girls Mezase! Cinderella No.1! Koshimizu Sachiko


Koshimizu Sachiko's opening talk! There is no theme of the talk. Why? Of course, that's because I'm cute! You can feel my cuteness in my voice, right? So, I don't need a theme at all! You should be honored to hear my cute voice! Now, listen as much as you like! Here! Here!

(Ding-dong)

Hmm~ Ah... But I don't have things to say without a theme. Which makes it impossible for listeners to hear my cute voice! I have no choice. Next time, I'll talk about a theme you give me. Because I'm kind. You should be grateful.

(Ding-dong)

Fufu~ Good. Anyway, keep praising me more. And keep this atmosphere. My cute radio, here it goes!

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"Special debut project, Mezase! Cinderella No.1! I'm Koshimizu Sachiko, your host of Mezase! Cinderella No.1 where new idols work hard to increase their idol power and become tomorrow's top idols!" Well, although I'm a new idol now, I'm sure my cuteness will make me a popular idol soon.

(Ding-dong)

Of course! Then I'll introduce myself to pitiful people who still don't know about me. I'm Koshimizu Sachiko, 14 years old. I was extremely cute and ordinary, and scouted only to be an idol. As expected, my cuteness was too great, the world didn't let me live a normal life. That's who I am, but cuteness isn't my only charm. As my profile says, "Organizing study notes" is my hobby. I always prepare and review everyday in my home. No matter how you're busy with idol work, abandoning school work disqualifies you from a student idol. What do you think? Don't you think a word "a pretty and smart girl" exists to describe me?

(Ding-dong)

Right? Right? My cute and smart radio, you're interested in it, right? Then let's go to the next corner. I'll show you my cuteness generously. Don't turn off the radio before I finish it. Got it?

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"Special training! Face yesterday's myself by Memory talk!" It's a corner where I talk about what happened yesterday, look back at myself then rediscover my charm. I went to a private academy yesterday. Idols these days are required to have various talents, so I'm learning English conversation, the piano, calligraphy and such. Are you surprised?

(Ding-dong)

Why are you surprised? It's so natural for cute and pretty me. That was so rude. And, when I was young, I learned swimming for my health. Even when I'm swimming, I look like a cute little mermaid. Ah~ It's sad that I'm in this studio. If we were on a beach, I would show you my cute breaststroke... I can even dance with tropical fish.

(Ding-dong)

HnHng~ Then next time, prepare a place where I can swim. If you want to see cute me, it's natural to spend some efforts.

(Ding-dong)

I'm glad you understand. You deserve to be my radio's staff. Are you so eager to see me swimming like a little mermaid?

(Ding-dong)

Ah, you're not imagining me wearing a swim suit? Well, that's my fault for being too cute. Hng~ I'll forgive you this time.

(Ding-dong)

Okay, I believe I expressed my talents and cuteness enough. Now, let's go to the next corner. Don't close your ears from cute me yet. Alright?

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"Lesson! Increase your acting power! Ad-lib situation". In this corner, I challenge to acting which is an essential skill to idols by ad-libbing in a situation according to an assignment. Although I'm cute enough without an acting, I'll show you I'm good at acting as much as my cuteness. What's the assignment? Please give me a topic that I can express my cuteness with.

(sound of thunder)

...Hmm? What is it?

(loud thunderclap)

Kyaa!? Thunder...!? It, It's dark! Blackout!? I can't see anything...

(Thud)

Ah! It hurts!

(Thud)

Auuu! Uh... Please turn on the light... I'm... I'm...

(loud thunderclap)

Heek! It's a request from cute me! Please turn on the light now!

(loud thunderclap)

Kyaa! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Uhu... Please turn on the light~ Please~!

(Ding-dong)

Ah... The, The light is on... What just... Eh? A... p, prank!? Of, Of course I knew it! Sure! There is no way I can hear the thunder inside this studio! I was just acting. I looked cute when scared, right?

(loud thunderclap)

Ahuu! T, This is an acting too!

(Ding-dong)

What a cute acting! I'm cute no matter what. Right? Right? Well, it's so natural I don't even need to feel happy! And I'm sure I passed the assignment?

(Ding-dong)

That's the end of Ad-lib situation.

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The ending! Ha... It's painful. Why am I in pain? Because people can't listen to my voice anymore when this radio is over. Ah.. poor everyone. But don't worry. I'll be the sun inside your heart and shine now and forever. And the last petit corner! "Cast a spell on an ordinary word to make it cute! Cinderella word" and farewell.

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"Frying pan" I was your host, Koshimizu Sachiko. Bye by... Hmm? What is it, mr. staff? Yes? We're going to the sea? Now!? ...Eh? I know I requested a stage where I can swim but don't you think it's too sudden!? Eh? Is this...a wet suit? What am I going to... Free diving and catching fish!? I've never done that before! ...It's okay since I'm a little mermaid? Well, I'm good at swimming like a little mermaid and cute, so maybe it's possible!

(Ding-dong)

Haah!? No, wait! Don't hand me the harpoon! Kya, Kyaaaa!

(sound of a car fades away)

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Idol M@ster Cinderella Girls Mezase! Cinderella No.1! Hojo Karen


"Special debut project, Mezase! Cinderella No.1! I'm Hojo Karen, your host of Mezase! Cinderella No.1 where new idols work hard to increase their idol power and become tomorrow's top idols!" Ha... Ah, sorry. I'm a little nervous. I made a solo CD debut... and it feels like a dream... I'm really happy to talk on a radio like this. I couldn't even sleep well last night because of the excitement. Fufu. Eh... Maybe I'd better introduce myself. I'm Hojo Karen, 16 years old from Tokyo and in the first grade at high school. My hobby is nail art and... Ah...

(Karen drops the mike)

Ah, sorry! I suddenly felt dizzy... I'll get the mike. Uggg... N, No...!

(Karen collapses)

Producer san, don't worry. I'm fine...

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H..Hmm..? I'm...

(Karen wakes up)

This is... my house? Hah!? Then my radio is..?

(Door opens)

Ah, producer san? Well... What happened to the radio? ...I see... I collapsed from anemia...? Sorry to ruin the schedule... My heart was like "Finally it's my turn!" and then I failed...

(Boo Boo)

Eh? That's... the sound effect button. You brought it here? Fufu! I guess producer san was really shocked. Ahaha~ ...sorry. It's my fault. I always make you worry... Producer san worked hard to make my debut... When will I repay you...?

(Boo-)

Are you cheering me up? Thank you. But... What about the radio? ...rescheduled? We're doing it another day? Ha~ Thank god... I'll do my best next time!

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Yeah...? Don't push myself or I'll collapse again? O, Okay... I'll be careful. I want to apologize to the staffs...

(Boo Boo-)

Ah... You want me to stay in bed? I said I'm fine. You really worry too much. ...Oh gosh! Now that I think of it, I'm wearing my pajama? How? D, Did producer san took off my clothes and...!

(Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo-)

Ahah! Why are you so embarrassed? Fufufu. I know. Maybe my mother did it.

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Ah... Producer san, do you have any schedule after this? If you're okay... could you help me practice the radio with me? I don't think I can sleep right now, so let's have a lesson... instead of going to work.

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Thank you! Then let's do our best.

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"Special training! Face yesterday's myself by Memory talk!" It's a corner where I talk about my memory, look back at myself then rediscover my charm. Fufu, it feels weird to run a radio on my bed. Lying down here, I remember my past... Ah, but I don't want to talk about my life before I became an idol... It's kind of embarrassing... But I didn't do anything bad. I mean it. I was... not honest a little... Of course I was sick, but never sticked to anything for long... I lacked motivation and bothered my parents... But since I became an idol, I've been a bit more positive. Now when I think about the past, I feel embarrassed ...and reflect myself. That's all thanks to my decision to be an idol~ Fufu... I was kidding. That's all thanks to producer san. I may not look as much, but I appreciate it. I'm serious!

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Somehow I feel shy... Ah, I also recall that day. You know... the day when I ran a fever and skipped my lesson... Producer san was really perplexed like today. You brought too many gifts for me to eat... And we both ate puddings... I miss that day.

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Fufu, you remember? Ah, Nao and Rin visited my house before your visit that day. I was happy... I hadn't had a friend who had visited my home. Yeah, I think... being an idol was a good decision. I met everyone and also met... producer san... Huh? What's wrong with me... I keep saying embarrassing things. M, Maybe because I'm not fully recovered yet? Yeah! I'm not gonna say things like this from tomorrow! Today is a rare day, rare! Now, the end! This was Memory talk corner. Fufufu. Then I'll prepare the next corner...

(Knock Knock)

Yes~

(Door opens)

Ah, mom? Why? A snack? I don't need it... Yes? Puddings? What a perfect timing! N, No. It's nothing. Thanks mom.

(Door closes)

We can eat them later, producer san. Alright, shall we start the next corner?

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"Lesson! Increase your acting power! Ad-lib situation". In this corner, I challenge to acting which is an essential skill to idols by ad-libbing in a situation according to an assignment. Look, producer san... Why don't we do this corner in the studio? I mean... it's kind of embarrassing to do it here.

(Boo Boo)

Ugg... Alright. I can't be a chooser today... So, what's the topic?

(Bababam)

"In an amusement park, your boyfriend is scared of riding a jet coaster. You've got to say something." Fufu. How pathetic. Although I admit that it's kind of cute. Then let's say, this bed is the jet coaster and... M, My boyfriend is producer san.

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"Don't be a chicken... Here, I'll hold your hand."

(They hold hands)

"I'm right next to you, so don't be scared."

(Ding-dong Ding-dong Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Was it okay? Fufu, that's great.

(Door opens)

M, Mom? Knock before you enter! ...Eh? Something to drink? T, Thanks... I mean, stop disturbing me. I'm taking an acting lesson... Why are you smiling? Did you even listen to me? Have a good time? I think you misunderstood something!?

(Door closed)

What was she talking about... This is just an acting lesson... Hah!? P, Producer san, you can go of my hand now! There! ...Ha... It's hot... Did I turn on the heat too long? Wait, don't give me a blank look and sober up, producer san! Just give me the next assignment! Now!

(Bababam)

"You found an abandoned dog and want to comfort him." This should be good. Yeah, let's make it quick.

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"Fufu, it's okay. Ah... stop licking me~ There, I'll bath you later."

(Door opens)

Haah! Mom!? I said knock before you enter! ...Hmm? Shouldn't he have a dinner before taking a bath? What're you talking about! You're mistaken, mistaken! Producer san, shouldn't you go by now? You're a busy man!

(Boo-)

That's a wrong answer! You're going back, right!?

(Ding-dong Ding-dong Ding-dong Ding-dong)

See, mom!? Producer san has got to go, so don't ask weird things, please... What? There is nothing to hide? Hide what!? This is just an acting!!

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Ha.... I'm exhausted... Producer san, I'm sorry for my mother's interruption... But I'm glad you helped me practicing. It was pretty fun. I mean it! I can't say that I won't make you worry about me but... I'll do my best.

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Ah, I believe there is one more corner left? Then the last petit corner! "Cast a spell on an ordinary word to make it cute! Cinderella word" and farewell.

(Bababam)

"Frappuccino" I was your host, Hojo Karen. Bye bye~

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We didn't eat the puddings after all... Well, producer san, take care. And also... Next time you visit my house, have dinner with me... Then see you at the office!

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Idol M@ster Cinderella Girls Magic Hour NEW GENERATIONS special




Producer: This is the director of this...
Mio: I'm Honda Mio from NEW GENERATIONS! Nice to meet you!
Rin: Mio, what's the rush...
Uzuki: I'm...Shimamura Uzuki from NEW GENERATIONS! We're the host of this radio today, right? I, I'll do my best!
Rin: Uzuki too?
Director: Hahaha! You're all vibrant and nice! Nice to meet you too!
Producer: Ha... I'm sorry.
Rin: I'm Shibuya Rin from NEW GENERATIONS. Nice to meet you.
Director: Well, we're... sorry. We were supposed to invite NEW GENERATIONS earlier but...
Producer: No, I failed to set the schedule and...
Director: No, No. That was our...
Prdocuer: No. It is our...
Rin: Producer, can I get inside the booth now?
Producer: Ah... Yes. You're the last unit from Cinderella project that appears on Magic Hour special.
Mio: The protagonist shows up at the end. Shimamu, we're the last ones. We mark the end!
Uzuki: Re, Remark? What remark?
Mio: Ah... Shimamu...
Rin: That means we're going to finish it. Uzuki, don't burden yourself and do our best.
Uzuki: Ah.. Yes! I'll do my best!
Mio: She sure is nervous~
Producer: Then, Honda san, Shimamura san, Shibuya san... I'll be counting on you.
Rin: That's it?
Mio: Producer?
Producer: Ah... hmm! Do your best to show NEW GENERATIONS' charm to listeners.
Rin: Yeah!
Mio: Of course!
Uzuki: Yes!

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Mio: Welcome to Magic Hour's tea time! Everyone, hello. I'm glad you are at the midnight tea time~
Uzuki, Rin: Welcome.
Rin: This radio invites guests from 346 production every week and the host has a conversation with them... But, today is special. Your hosts are...
NG: NEW GENERATIONS!
Uzuki: Special Magic Hour between today and tomorrow. It's a short time, but I hope I can have a good time with you.

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Rin: Before we start the corner, let us introduce ourselves.
Mio: The first batter is... Shimamu, please~
Uzuki: Eh, m, me first?
Mio: You're the oldest.
Rin: Fufufu.
Uzuki: I, I see..! W, Well... I'm Shimamura Uzuki, 17 years old. Dancing and singing and events... I'm really happy to debut as an idol. I'll do my best, so please root for us! V!
Mio: Shimamura san... (Mimicking producer's voice)
Uzuki: Yes!?
Mio: What's your hobby?
Uzuki: H, Hobby? Hobby... Hobby... well... Ah, talking on the phone with my friends.
Mio: For a long time!
Uzuki: Yes! There are so many things to say...
Rin: You look really happy. But you talk too long on the phone...
Uzuki: Eh? Ah, well... Rin, sorry... Was I bothering you?
Rin: No. It's fine.
Mio: Shiburin is tsundere~
Rin: What are you... I mean, it's my turn. I'm Shibuya Rin, 15 years old and in the first grade at high school. I don't know much about show business or idols yet... but I'm enjoying working with everyone lately.
Uzuki: I'm happy to be an idol with Rin too!
Rin: Me too, Uzuki.
Mio: Shiburin san, what's your hobb...
Rin: My hobby is taking my dog for a walk. I have a dog named Hanako.
Uzuki: Hanako is cute~
Rin: She made friends with Uzuki fast.
Mio: Shiburin~ Let me finish my line~
Rin: I usually know what Mio is going to say.
Mio: Oho? Then can you guess what I'm going to do?
Rin: Not again... Next, Mio's turn. Your introduction.
Mio: Shiburin, you run this radio better than me!
Uzuki: I can always trust her.
Mio: Cheer up, the big sister of NEW GENERATIONS, Shimamu!
Uzuki: Ah, yes!
Rin: Haa...
Mio: Ah... Shiburin is giving me the hairy eyeballs, so I'll just continue. Oh, I think everyone knows by now but "Shiburin" is a nickname of Shibuya Rin and "Shimamu" is a nickname of Shimamura Uzuki.
Uzuki: I'm Shimamu.
Rin: Only Mio calls us like that.
Mio: That's what I'm talking about! Only Mio who is famous for nicknaming can do it... If you're okay, I'll make two or three more nicknames and... Ah, Yes! They want me to make it fast... Eh, hmm! I'm the leader of NEW GENERATIONS, Honda Mio! I'm 15 years old and in the first grade at high school. Nice to meet you!
Uzuki: Why did Mio become an idol?
Mio: Oh~ Shimamu strikes first? I became an idol because... on that day, in that time, in that place, I caught the god of idols' eyes and...
Rin: You just passed the audition?
Mio: Uh, yeah... Well, to cut a long story short, I thought it would be fun to be an idol. In reality... Hmm. With Shimamu and Shiburin, Cinderella project, everyone from 346 production, I take lessons and work together. I'm really happy now and think so many exciting things are waiting for me.
Rin: Mio...
Uzuki: Mio...
Mio: Hmm~ I think I just said something really touching! ...Well? Don't you want to ask me about my hobby?
Uzuki: ...H, Hobby is...?
Rin: Uzuki, don't push yourself.
Mio: It's shopping. (Mimicking producer's voice)
Rin: Mio, agiain?
Uzuki: I see~ Shopping is fun!
Mio: Window shopping is fun too. For example PikaPikaPop that collaborated with DECORATION... I want to do such things~ Ah, speaking of PikaPikaPop, Shiburin? I heard you wore that cute outfit?
Rin: H, How do you know that?
Mio: Cinderella project has a skillful agent. They call her "Agent Shimamura"!
Uzuki: I'm the agent!
Rin: Uzuki~
Mio: In addition... Tada~ I have the pictures. This picture was taken by charismatic agent Jougasaki Mika...
Rin: Wait! Why did you!? Erase it!
Mio: I'll give consideration... Ehehe, this Shiburin looks so cute.
Uzuki: So cute~
Rin: Ugh... Now, move on to the next corner. We've spent too much time.
Uzuki, Mio: Yes~

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Rin: And this is Magime corner, short for Magic Hour Mail. Today it's a special edition. I think we've got mails. Can I read it?
Mio: Okey Dokey!
Uzuki: O, Okey Dokey!
Rin: This is from radio name "Keep Smiling". "Mio, Rin, Uzuki, Magihour." Yes, Magihour.
Uzuki, Mio: Magihour~
Rin: "Congrats on NEW GENERATIONS' appearance on Magic Hour special that I've been waiting for." Thank you.
Uzuki, Mio: Thank you!
Rin: Hmm... "I'm a huge fan of Uzuki from NG. Her lovely smile makes everyone happy."
Uzuki: Thank you! I'm confident in smiling.
Rin: Yes. Even I got help from Uzuki's smile several times.
Mio: Sure, Sure. Shimamu's smile is the best smile in the idol field!
Rin: And this is the main body. "By the way, Uzuki is well known for the big sister of NG, but you use honorifics to the rest of NG on radios or interviews and it bothers me. Why don't you stop using honorifics to them like a real big sister?"
Mio: Oh, now Shimamu needs to stop using honorifics too...
Uzuki: Stop using honorifics?
Rin: Speaking of which... Yes. Uzuki has used honorifics from the first time we met.
Uzuki: Ah...Yes.
Mio: On the contrary, we have talked down to people without thinking I guess...
Rin: We were talking about Uzuki, not us... Then Uzuki, why don't you try not using honorifics?
Uzuki: Honorifics... Honorifics! Uh.. Ah... What is honorifics anyway!
Mio: Shimamu is confused! Then count down to Shimamu's change, 3, 2, 1, Cue!
Uzuki: Eh...
Rin: ...
Mio: ...
Rin: Uzuki... Say something.
Uzuki: I, I don't know what to...
Mio: It could be hard when you have no topic. Ah! then, does Shimamu's school has a cafeteria?
Uzuki: Yes, it has.
Rin: Uzuki, honorifics.
Uzuki: I, I mean. S, Sure!
Rin: Eh? Her tone is...?
Mio: I'll play as one of Shimamu's juniors in school... Ah, wait. Hmm! Shimamura senpai, it's time to have lunch. I'll go buy something!
Rin: Mio misunderstood something too...
Uzuki: W, Well... Uh, Yes! Honda... Go buy me... a Yakisoba bread!
Mio: Yes! A Yakisoba bread! Anything to drink?
Uzuki: Milk tea... I mean, coffee. Black.
Mio: Are you serious, Shimamura senpai!? Black!? You're so cool!
Rin: What is this play...
Uzuki: H, How was it?
Mio: Shimamura senpai, you're great!
Rin: I think... it's wrong in so many levels.
Uzuki: Ehe?
Mio: I liked it.
Rin: Well, you need to be more casual...
Mio: Then... Why don't you imitate Shiburin!
Uzuki: Imitate Shiburin?
Mio: And Shimamu's imitation of queen of talking down, Shibuya Rin senpai, 3, 2, 1, Cue!
Uzuki: Eh~!? Ah... Are you my producer...?
Rin: Why did you choose that? Our listeners don't know about it!
Mio: It's fine, it's fine.
Uzuki: What's your favorite color? I... like blue.
Mio: Ahahah!
Uzuki: Hey, Uzuki, your step is late! Mio, look straight ahead!
Mio: Y, Yes!
Rin: S, Stop! Stop!
Uzuki: How was it?
Rin: Sorry, that was my fault.
Mio: Ya~ Shimamu, you were the best! You were observing our behavior. That's my big sister!
Uzuki: Ehehehe. Because Mio and Rin are my closest colleagues..
Rin: Well, Uzuki talks politely rather than using honorifics. And that doesn't mean she is detached from us. That's enough. Let's move on to the next mail.
Mio: Yes~ It's from radio name "One-winged NevaNeva Angel". "NG members, Magihour!" Uys! Magihour!
Uzuki&Rin: Magihour...?
Mio: "Since NG made a debut, I've been rooting for Shibuya Rin. Rin's imposing move, the eyes, the attitude, everything is great." Yes, Yes. Shiburin is pretty cool.
Uzuki: Cool!
Rin: Yeah...
Mio: "If you don't mind, I want you to step on me with your beautiful foot." Yes, Yes. step on... Huh? What?
Uzuki: Step on.. Eh?
Rin: What's that mail?
Mio: Ya~ Shiburin has a unique fan. Eh, I'll go on... "is just kidding. I like cool Rin, but also want to see cute Rin as an idol. I'll be waiting for it." Shiburin as an idol...?
Rin: I also... don't think I'm a true idol...
Uzuki: Rin is now a real idol.
Rin: Thanks, Uzuki. But what does "as an idol" mean..?
Mio: That means~ a spirit that shines bright like Honda Mio in the idol field..!
Rin: Like a spirit of Uzuki?
Mio: Hey~ Shiburin? Hey~?
Rin: Girlish and cute character.
Uzuki: T, That's... Do I have... r, really?
Rin: But imitating Uzuki... is difficult.
Uzuki: I, I can't even think of Rin... imitating me.
Mio: Hmm~ How about, an idol who has a gift of ad-lib like Kawashima san?
Uzuki: Kawashima san's... Ah! You mean the idol Mizuki?
Rin: Ek!? Are you serious?
Mio: Shiburin... Your fans want to see idol-like Shibuya Rin!
Uzuki: Cute Rin... I want to see her!
Rin: Uzuki too...?
Mio: Then Shiburin's... No, idol RinRin's idol promotion, 3, 2, 1, Cue!
Rin: Eh. Eh.... ...Alright!

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Rin: Hello, everyone~ Thank you so~ much for listening to idol RinRin's radio! Today~ with Kyung-Kyung power~ I'm going to grasp everyone's heart! Shi~burin!

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Rin: ...Ugg...
Uzuki: Rin... you're cute~
Mio: Fuhahaha! Shiburin... Shiburin said... Shi~burin... Ahahaha!
Rin: What's idol anyway... and Mio! Stop laughing!
Mio: L・O・V・E, lovely~
Uzuki: Shiburin~
Rin: ...Ugg...
Mio: Ya~ That was precious. We need to preserve it forever.
Uzuki: I firmly grasped Rin's Kyung-Kyung power. Shimamura Uzuki is going to read the last mail!
Mio: See? Thanks to Shiburin, Shimamu is full of energy?
Uzuki: Yes!
Rin: Ugg...
Uzuki: This is from radio name "Triple Trickster". "Mio, Rin, Uzuki, Magihour chan~" Yes, Magihour chan~
Rin&Mio: Magihour chan~
Uzuki: "I want to ask NG's leader, always energetic and bright Honda Mio a favor."
Mio: Oh? What's it? What's it?
Uzuki: "Please behave more modestly." ...it says...
Mio: I see, modest... modest... Hmm?
Rin: What's wrong with today's mails?
Mio: Alright, here I go!

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Mio: Ah, Ah... Hmm. She stands like a white peony, sits like a red peony, walks like a lily... Her name is Honda Mio. Everyone, P..Please root for the leader of NEW GENERATIONS, Honda Mio.
Uzuki: Waa~ Mio looks like a mature woman.
Mio: Oh my, Uzuki san, that's not true. Ohoho.
Uzuki: Mio san too. Ohohoho.
Rin: What's going on here...
Mio: Fufufu... I can deal with any request, so bring it on! please... well, who wrote this mail!? Mio's charm is overflowing cuteness and 100 times bigger energy!
Rin: What's that all about?
Uzuki: But Mio have so many talents. She can imitate others well and she looked very modest a minute ago.
Rin: Yes. She is really quick-witted.
Mio: Hey hey~ No matter how you praise me, a smile is all I can give you~ Well... I'm the one who have got help from both of you.
Uzuki: Eh? We did?
Rin: Fufufu. And that was our last mail. This was Magime corner.
Uzuki&Mio: The end!

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Uzuki: From here it's Magic Minute special. Normally the guests talk of a topic for one minute, and if they make it, they can get a chance to promote their shows or announce information and such. But this time it's special.
Mio: We're going to introduce NEW GENERATIONS' debut song, Dekitate Evo! Revo! Generation!
Rin: It was released quite a while ago, but I feel nervous to introduce it.
Uzuki: I agree... Usually each person has 30 seconds to speak, but we don't have such limits this time.
Mio: Ying?
Rin: What do you mean?
Uzuki: So... They said, you can talk about your impression of the song as much as you like!
Mio: I see~
Rin: Impression...
Uzuki: Then who goes first? Our leader, Mio goes first and then me... lastly Rin... Is that okay?
Mio: Okay, no problem.
Rin: Yes, I'm fine.
Uzuki: Now Mio first, please.
Mio: Yes! Then Honda Mio starts first! Hmm... There was an event where we sang this song in front of fans for the first time...
Rin: Mio?
Uzuki: Mio...
Mio: At that time I... couldn't look at everyone's face. Faces of audiences, Shiburin's face, Shimamu's face... and the staffs who supported us. I couldn't. So next time I get a chance to sing this song in front of audiences, I want to carve their faces on my eyes. Their number doesn't matter, I want to make them our fans. The end!
Uzuki: Mio...
Mio: It, It's embarrassing so next, Shimamu!
Uzuki: Ah, yes! At, At the stage where I sang this song for the first time, well... I couldn't keep my smile till the end. I thought my lack of practice was the reason, but now that I think of it, I was wrong. I think I lacked confidence and determination too... So, I'll try hard with my smile, to give everyone my smile in the next concert. With Mio and Rin!
Mio: Yes, Yes!
Rin: Uzuki...
Uzuki: And lastly Rin. Please.
Rin: Yes. For me, events and works, CD release were going too smoothly, I honestly felt nervous about the whole situation. I came here to find something, but people around me were far ahead of me, it felt like I alone stood still... But I'm really happy to go with Uzuki and Mio, and I'm depending on them.
Uzuki&Mio: Yes, Yes!
Rin: There was an accident at the debut event, but I overcame it and that led me to where I am today. Next time we sing this song, I've got a feeling I can find what is beyond it. So... Everyone, keep watching NEW GENERATIONS. We'll grow up more and may start a revolution in the idol field.
Mio: Shiburin...
Uzuki: Rin...
Mio: Great!!!!
Uzuki: Hee!
Rin: You scared me. Mio, what is it?
Mio: I'm full of energy right now! You know? Why don't we sing it right now?
Uzuki: That's a good idea!
Rin: No No, we should finish the radio first.
Mio: Shiburin is always calm. And Shimamu's odd energy! Ya~ NEW GENERATIONS is a good unit, I'm telling ya~
Uzuki: Am, Am I really odd?
Rin: Now Now. How was special Magic Minute special?

(Ding-dong Ding-dong)

Rin: Thanks. I really talked a lot.
Mio: Please make it fast~
Rin: That's the director's line.
Uzuki: Fufu, and this is the ending.
Mio: People say a magical time and a rocky time pass fast. It's time to say good bye.
Rin: The midnight tea time, Magic Hour special. Your hosts were Shibuya Rin from NEW GENERATIONS and...
Uzuki: Shimamura Uzuki and...
Mio: Honda Mio!
Uzuki: I hope you've fallen under our spell...
NG: Bye Bye~

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Producer: Thank you for your efforts.
Mio: Thanks~
Uzuki: Thank you.
Rin: Thanks.
Director: Ya~ NEW GENERATIONS, I loved it. It was pretty fresh. You did well.
NG: Thank you!

(Director exits)

Mio: Well, producer! How... was it?
Producer: I think... it was okay.
Mio: That's ambiguous...
Rin: Did producer... choose those weird mails?
Producer: ...
Rin: Ha...
Uzuki: B, But I enjoyed it.
Mio: Yeah yeah. I think we found NG's new charm...
Rin: Is that...right?
Producer: NEW GENERATIONS made a debut earlier, so people recognize your unit better than the other units. So I thought you needed to show your fans something different...
Rin: I knew producer chose them.
Producer: No, that's not..!
Uzuki: M, Maybe I should stop using honorifics?
Rin: Uzuki doesn't need to change anything.
Mio: Yeah. Shiburin had better be more friendly.
Rin: Mio had better be more modest.
Mio: Fufu.
Rin: Fufu.
Uzuki: Everyone has a nice smile.
Producer: ...NEW GENERATIONS is a good unit that utilizes each member's personality
Rin: Producer also...
Producer: Yes?
Rin: ...do that from the first... Well, it doesn't matter I guess.
Producer: ...? There will be a training camp to prepare the festival. Do your best to form a tight bond with each other.
NG: Yes!
Mio: Yeah! A training camp, a camp! Shimamu, what are you going to bring?
Uzuki: M, Mmm... My favorite doll and pajama and socks... Ah, and my panties.
Rin: Uzuki!?
Uzuki: Ahaha!? P, Producer san... Were you listening...?
Producer: Hmm! No, not at all... But be careful not to forget what you need...
Uzuki: Ugg...
Mio: Shiburin, let's do a fireworks display, fireworks!
Rin: Mio, you’re getting ahead of yourself.
Mio: Okay~ Ah, producer, what's the next schedule?
Producer: Today, we have few interviews about the festival.
Mio: Great!
NG: We'll do our best!